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Question

What means of transport do tourist use in your country ? 
Are they cheap of expensive ? 
When do they operate ?

Вячеслав · Accepted Answer

берёшь открываешь переводчик и свою фантазию!

Алексей Иванов · Answer

Hey bitch! You know, I'm a space-traveller, and I don't care about this shit like transport or people of Earth at all. 
Are they cheap or expensive and when do they operate?! OMG what a stupid question! You can ride even an elephant here, just give them money or sold your body! Welcome to Russia, honey! 
 
Не благодари :3