Ребят, помогите пожалуйста с английским! if+ past, would+ infinitive (second conditional)

If I saw a mouse in my kitchen, I would grab something heavy and hit it hard.
If I saw somebody being attacked by a dog, I would run up to them and hope the dog would be scared of two people.
If a bird or a bat flew into my bedroom, I would quickly close the door, open the window wider and try and scare the bird or the bat out.
If I saw a large spider in the bath I would cover it with a jar to catch it and then throw it out of the window.
If it was a very hot day and I was on a beach that was famous for shark attacks, I wouldn't go into the water. I would get an ice cream.
If someone offered to buy me a fur coat, I would refuse as I don't wear fur.
If my neighbour's dog barked all night, I would call the neighbour's door and ask them what was going on.
If a friend asked me to look after their cat or dog for the weekend, I would happily agree. I like pets.
If I went to somebody's house for dinner and they gave me horse meat, I would ask for another helping. I just love horse meat.
If I went to somebody's house for dinner and they gave me goat meat, I would ask for another helping. Goat meat is very good for you.
If I went to somebody's house for dinner and they gave me kangaroo meat, I would eat a bit just to be polite. This is not my favourite type of meat.