ЛЮДИ ДОБРЫЕ, ОООЧЕНЬ СРОООЧНО!!!))) ПОЖАААЛУЙСТААА, помогите мне с английским языком!!!)))

B: Heya, how are you?
S: How are you?
B: Are these fruits fresh?
S: Yes sir, they are totally fresh.
B: I see you have these ugly bad melons
S: Yeah, sure, they are quite well, Would you wa...
B: Where are they 'quite well'?? are you dumb? look at this!
S: Sir, you are just too much expressively describing it, they are really quite well! Yes they are from yesterday but they are still good, look at this piece? I'll give you small one
B taking the piece and trying to eat this: 'yeah, looks nice btw'
S: See you? I told you they are quite well and their cost in not so expensive
B: Really? and how much you want for... THIS?
S: 20 greenbacks and these excellent melos are yours, ok?
B: No, It quite expensive for me.
S: so maybe 25 backs?
B: still unapproachable for me. What about small discount for me? I have bought so many fruits. Do give me a discount now for me!
S: Sir I have already told you it’s difficult for me. The maximum I can give you all this 40 backs and I wll close this place, OK?
B: OK, take your sh*ing backs and give me my melons
S giving him his meloms:
B: Okay. Thank you so much.
S: Welcome sir. Do come again!!

B = buyer
S = seller

-Hello
-HELLO, would you buy my melons for 40 euros?
-no
-please?
-ok