Помогите, пожалуйста СРОЧНО нужна песня на англиском языке "С 8 марта"!!!

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On March 8 I will not drink
On March 8 I want to be sober
On 8 March I will be one
Himself the servant himself Mr.

I will not be on the feet of jumping in front of you
Wriggle and acting up as a poodle blue
The cork on the champagne at the ceiling shoot
Roses and Mimosa in vases to arrange

Valentine's day is a stupid holiday
It came up with a very evil prankster
Drunk girls kill him
Nothing good in this day never

Blizzard will zaporoshie, city whirl
All the people in the evening in the stores will run
The boys get drunk and girls too
Trowel will begin, who on the ruble more

From wine at the aunts will tilt the roof
As with the other will leave you, I will not hear
The empty chair is not I will just look
You will not see the scarf forgotten and abandoned lipstick

Valentine's day is a stupid holiday
It came up with a very evil prankster
Drunk girls kill him
Nothing good in this day never

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