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1. I go to the bus stop, sit down for 70 bus and go to the subway. I go into the subway. I like to sit in any car where less people and food to Novokuznetsk. There transplant. I got into the last car from the center and go to Sukharev. I came out of the metro to the right and walk 5 minutes. It's very fun.
2. -Good day, could you help me choose a fashionable T-shirt?
- Good. And what do you mean by the word "fashionable"?
- Very bright and creative. Unique.
- Here please look at this collection, we have a huge selection. What color you looking for?
- Pink or black. No, something I like, no T-shirt. Perhaps I'll take socks with ducklings.
- With you 100 rubles.
- Something a little expensive.
- Well, they are creative, none of these no.
- Then I'll take it.
- Thank you for your purchase! Goodbye!
- Bye bye.

I go on a bus stop, I sit down on 70 bus and meal to the underground. I come into the underground. I sit down in any car where there are less people and meal to Novokuznetsk. There I do change. I sit down in last car from the centre and meal to Suharevsky. I leave the underground to the right and there are 5 minutes. It is very cheerful.
2. - Good afternoon, you to me could not help to choose a fashionable T-shirt?
- Kind. And what you understand as a word "fashionable"?
- Very bright both creative. Unique and unique.
- Here please look this collection, at us a huge choice. For what colour you search?
- Pink or black. No, something is pleasant to me any T-shirt. Perhaps I will take socks with ducklings.
- From you 100 roubles.
- Something дороговато.
- Well they creative at anybody such is not present.
- Then I will take.
- Thanks for purchase! Good-bye!
- While-while.

это что.. . ты собираешься купить модную футболку...

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