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My Family
There are four people in my family: my mother, my farther, my younger brother, and me.
We usually do everything together. We go for a walk in the park, go to the cinema (movies), play different games, and simply have a rest.
We sometimes go to the country (to the dacha) together. We have a lot of pleasant impressions and interesting photos after such trips. (A lot of pleasant impressions and interesting photos are left after such trips).
I am fond of my family. (I love my family).

I and my family
My family includes four people:me, my mother, my father and my little brother.
Usually we do everything together.Walk in the park, go to movies, play games and just relax.
ometimes we're going together to the dacha.After such trips is a lot of pleasant experiences and interesting photos.
I love my family!

p.s. они перевели в гугле, а я сам => у меня не машинный, а человеческий перевод (это лучше)

I and my family.
My family consists of four peoplе: i, mum, the father and my younger brother.
Usually all of us do together. We walk in park, we go to the cinema, we play games and we have simply a rest.
Sometimes we leave together on a summer residence. After such trips there are many pleasant impressions and interesting photos.
I love my family!

Me and my family.
My family consists of four people: me, mom, dad and my younger brother.
Usually we do everything vmeste.Gulyaem in the park, go to movies, play games and just relax.
Sometimes we're going together to the dacha. After such trips is a lot of pleasant experiences and interesting photos.
I love my family!