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John: Did you see that programme last night called Mysterious World?
Peter: Yes. It was good, wasn't it? But I don't really believe all these stories. Some of them can't be true - they were impossible.
John: Of course, they were true. What about the shower of frogs which the journalist described? She said there was a terrific rainstorm and hundreds of small frogs came down in the rain. They came in through the windows of her house and there were hunreds of them all over the floor! Showers of animals are supposed to be quite common.
Peter: Mmm, well, all right, perhaps that was true. But what about the Loch Ness monster? There have only been a few reports of it. I think the photos are fake: they're not very good. That black blur can't be a real monster. And anyway, an animal as big as that can't live in a lake without being seen more often.
John: Yes, but there have been lots of other mysterious monsters living in lakes. I think they must exist.
Peter: I think people just imagine them.
John: Oh, you're just cynical, that's all. If there was a reainstorm and a lot of fish fell on your head, you'd say, "I don't believe in this, so it can't be happening!".
Peter: I don't believe it would ever happen.