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10 place: the House of Commons - a unique place in England where the Queen as it is not a member of the House of Commons cannot enter. Besides, the Queen - the unique person in England by which car the licence plate is not obligatory.
9 place: In England to the mayor it is necessary to address precisely "Mr. the mayor" even if the mayor - the woman.
8 place: In England arrival on a dog is punished more religiously, than arrival on the person.

7 place: In Rio de Janeiro from 10 evenings till 5 mornings drivers of cars can go on red light of a traffic light. This measure urged to reduce risk of an automobile robbery.
6 place: In Sweden and Norway is unprofitable to have the big dogs. Owners of dogs in Sweden pay the tax on growth of dogs, and in Norway - on their length.
5 place: the Special decision of EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY from January, 1st, 1991 orders to call carrots... Fruit that from it it was possible to cook confiture.
4 place: the Italian laws equate drawing мелками on asphalt to a beggary.
3 place: In Burma for possession of the not registered computer can put in prison for 15 (!) years.
2 place: In 1911 in the Congress of the USA the bill which equated flights on airplanes to attempt of suicide has been introduced and provided punishment in the form of imprisonment for the term up to 5 years.
1 place: Now "Cosa nostra" has 5 basic principles: absolute silence, always to have the good lawyer, never to undertake certificates of violence against the civil servant, not to trust anybody, except мафиозо and... To pay taxes

напиши мне о воем месте, а я тебе переведу.