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Question

Нужно дать остроумные ответы на эти вопросы, на английском языке*))) 
1.what is beauty anyway? 
2.do you do it for the money, honey? 
3.water polo? isn't that terribly dangerous? 
4.Have you ever been in love? horrible, isn't it? 
5.Why doesn't the gospel ever say that christ laughed? 
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Shambet Tookeev · Accepted Answer

1. Beauty is something that makes you feel great and enjoy your life. 
2. No, for honey and cookes. 
3. Not so much, most pools are rather shallow. 
4. Avoid whores and everything will be OK. 
5. Editors wanted to make it shorter and replaced the word laugh with one space.