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I'm a good businessman. I think so, and my friends says so. Probably I'm the best businessman in this country. My wife says so. Last month I earned fifty thousand dollars. I'm a brilliant businessman. And my friends says so, and even if don't say, they think so. I believe thatI I'm the best businessman in the world, and my son says so. I'm really the best.