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С английского на русский [БЕЗ ГУГЛА И ДРУГИМИ ПЕРЕВОДЧИКАМИ] Текст что нужно перевести:Me today trying to wake up from surgery. Im a bit sore, but my new boobs look amazing.P.S Спасибо

Я сегодня пытаюсь прийти в себя после операции. Я чувствую себя не очень хорошо, но мои новые сиськи великолепны.

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Еле отошла от наркоза после операции. Остались небольшие воспаления, но мои сиськи выглядят просто изумительными.

Как переводится с английского (См. внутри)? Nah man, I won't bother your shrink ) I've ( among others) been trying to answer Stas's questions for a while pro bono so to speak ). The thing is .. my numerous attempts to encourage him to provide his own, however poor, answers first were all in vain. Stas showed no interest in doing that. I still got no clue why he asks his questions in the first place, but, hey, stranger things happened in here ) I'm just a bit pissed off about some peoples' unstoppable desire to get something for nothing. One or twice .. is OK, but in general I think we shouldn't be encouraging this kind of behavior on this board. But it's just me. YMMV.

Как русскими буквами? -you have a date to celebrate Which comes but once a year And so today we'd like to say From all of

Нужно перевести на английский язык 100 страниц русского текста. Не через переводчики (гугл). Подскажите, что можно сделать ?

Перевод на русский. . Me today trying to wake up from surgery. Im a bit sore, but my new boobs look amazing.

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