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Hi, David! New smartphone is realy cool. I'm glad for you. I also have some gadgets, including a smartphone. I like it for it's simpliness in usability. I can tell that my smartphone is my most using gadget. I can use it even for control my electric kettle. Without getting out of bed! It's really useful at the mornings. Modern technology makes my life much easier. My favorite one is my vibrator. I love to spend time with it! It also can be controlled by my smartphome. So my hands will stay free for internet serfing for... well, you know what. So in the end it's hard to say which gadget is the most favorite and most useful.

Hello David! My congratulations with a new smartphone. Happy birthday!
What i'm got? I have a laptop, smartphone, personal computer.. Actually, there so many of them but my favorite is smartphone. Because i can use it literally anywhere, very useful.
Or is it? Laptop very useful too - i can work (or play, haha) on my favorite soft chair or bed.. And there a things i cannot do on smartphone.. I think it will be easy question, but it's a tricky one type. That's funny. Well, okay, i choose smartphone as my favorite gadget, too.
I have a bunch of questions too, my friend. As you know, i'm return from travel in another country recently. Have you been in another country? When, where? Or in what place do you wanna been if you didn't? Interesting.

первый ответ не приличный омг :D и чел хочет затроллить, но у меня больше ошибок, наверное.. если ты школьник - лучше не бери его ответ ахахах