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The House of the Future
My house of the future is associated with the huge amount of equipment, such as robots, which would do all the housework. For instance, wireless vacuum cleanre, which would clean the house itself, as well as many robots which would do all people's domestic chores. The cooking would be done by the machine cooking anything required. The indoor lights would be generated by means of solar panels. There also would be a lot of unusual, multi-functional furniture to change the color and create the atmosphere the person desires. There would be a big TV on the wall. I think all these dreams will come true in the future and a person's life will become much easier.

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House of the future. I have a house of the future is associated with a huge number of machines, robots that do all the housework. For example wireless vacuum cleaner, which would be self-cleaned the house. Also a lot of robots that would do all the work for people. Cooking would be worried about the car, which was working all she would say. Light would be in the house at the expense of solar panels. Also in the house will be a lot of unusual, functional furniture, which would change color and create the environment that people want. On the wall hung a huge TV. I think all these dreams materialize in the future and the man will become much easier to live.

The future house.
At me the future house associates with a large quantity of technics, robots which did all housework. For example a wireless vacuum cleaner which independently would clean in the house. As still it is a lot of robots which would do all work for the person. The car which prepared everything would be engaged in meal preparation that to it will tell. Light in the house would be carried out at the expense of solar panels. As in the house there will be a lot of an unusual, functional furniture which would change colour and created those conditions which the person wants. On a wall the huge TV would hang. I think all these dreams will be embodied in the future and it becomes much easier to person to live.

The future house.
At me the future house associates with a large quantity of technics, robots which did all housework. For example a wireless vacuum cleaner which independently would clean in the house. As still it is a lot of robots which would do all work for the person. The car which prepared everything would be engaged in meal preparation that to it will tell. Light in the house would be carried out at the expense of solar panels. As in the house there will be a lot of an unusual, functional furniture which would change colour and created those conditions which the person wants. On a wall the huge TV would hang. I think all these dreams will be embodied in the future and it becomes much easier to person to live.