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Вредные советы путешественникамКогда Вы собираетесь в поездку не забудьте сложить все свои вещи в красивые и дорогие сумки – так все окружающие поймут, что Вы обеспеченный человек и будут Вас уважать.Берите также в поездку побольше денег, кладите их все в один карман или одну сумку – вдруг по дороге что-то хорошее встретится – можно будет купить сразу без хлопот.Одеваться надо с шиком и комфортом – для женщин подойдет норковая или песцовая шуба (на худой конец дубленка), мужчинам лучше одеть хорошее пальто, дубленку, куртку – пусть народ видит, какой у вас хороший вкус.Как только сядете в купе, сразу же расскажите попутчикам, куда Вы едете, где работаете, как у Вас идут дела на работе – Вам нечего скрывать от других – Вы же честный человек.Верхнюю одежду надо повесить на крючок рядом с дверью – пусть те люди, которые идут по коридору видят, что Вы можете себе позволить хорошую одежду.Распаковывая вещи, поверните чемодан/сумку к попутчику – пусть видит, сколько всего интересного у вас есть.Когда будете расплачиваться за постель – доставайте деньги из кошелька, набитого под завязку деньгами – Вы ведь можете себе это позволить – зачем заранее откладывать деньги на постель и отвлекать себя этим занятием.На всех продолжительных остановках обязательно выходите из купе и гуляйте по перрону – в купе никого не оставляйте – пусть оно проветрится. Для этого еще можно настежь открыть дверь.Если Ваш попутчик предлагает Вам выпить за его счет или угощает Вас чаем, кофе, которое налил пока Вы ходили покурить(в туалет) – пейте сколько влезет – снотворное кладут только в детективных фильмах.Если Вас вдруг просят разменять крупную купюру – меняйте сколько попросят – может и вам нужны будут крупные деньги одной бумажкой.На ночь все деньги и документы лучше оставлять в карманах одежды – Вы сможете в любую минуту за что-нибудь расплатиться.Все свои вещи не складывайте в нижний рундук (под сиденье) – ведь от туда вещи тяжело доставать – лучше все сложить на открытых верхних полках – там их проще достать, если что.
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Harmful advice(councils) to travellers

When you gather in trip do not overlook to combine all things in beautiful and expensive(dear) bags - so all associates will understand, that you the provided person and will respect you.

Take also in trip of more money, put them all in one pocket or one bag - suddenly on road something good will meet - it will be possible to buy at once without efforts.

To put on it is necessary with a glamour and comfort - for women will approach mink or песцовая a fur coat (at the worst the tanned sheepskin coat), to men is better to dress a good coat, a tanned sheepskin coat, a jacket - let people sees, what at you good taste.

As soon as will sit down in a compartment, at once tell to fellow travellers where you go where work as you have affairs on work - you have nothing to hide from others - you the fair person.

The outer clothing should be hung up on a hook near to a door - let those people which go on a corridor see, that you presume good clothes.

Unpacking things, turn a suitcase / bag to the fellow traveller - let sees, how many all interesting at you is.

When will pay off for bed - get money from a purse, filled under an outset money - you in fact can allow yourselves it - what for beforehand to save money on bed and to distract yourselves this employment(occupation).

At all long stops necessarily leave a compartment and walk on platform - in a compartment leave nobody - let it will be aired. For this purpose still it is possible to open a door wide open.

If your fellow traveller suggests you to drink at his expense or treats you is expected, coffee which has poured while you went to smoke (in a toilet) - drink how many will get - soporific put only in detective films.

If you suddenly ask to exchange a large denomination - change how many will ask - can also to you large money one piece of paper will be necessary.

For the night all money and documents is better for leaving in pockets of clothes - you can any minute for something pay off.

All things do not put(fold) in bottom рундук (under a seat) - in fact from there thing hardly to get - better all to combine on open top shelfs - there them to get easier, if that.
Дмитрий Бисник (Год 1997)
Дмитрий Бисник (Год 1997)
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Лучший ответ
Harmful Tips for Travelers

When you want to visit, be sure to lay all their belongings in the beautiful and expensive handbags - so all the surrounding realize that you are secured and people will respect you.

Take also traveled a lot of money, put them all in a pocket or a bag - all of a sudden the road that something good would meet - can be bought immediately, without trouble.

Must dress in style and comfort - for women come norkovaya or pestsovaya coat (at the worst sheepskin coat), the men better wear a good coat, coats, jackets - let people see what you have good taste.

Once sit in a compartment, poputchikam immediately tell where you are going where, as you're getting on at work - you have nothing to hide from others - You do an honest man.

Clothing must hang on the hook beside the door - even those who are on the corridor they see that you can afford good clothes.

Raspakovyvaya things turn suitcase / bag of companion - let see how many interesting things you have.

When you pay for the bed - get money from the purse, full of string of money - because you can afford it - why pre save money on the bed and distract yourself this assumption.

Throughout lengthy stops necessarily get out of the compartment and walk around the gate - in the coupe will not leave - even if it was cobwebs. To do this, can still be wide open door.

If your companion offers you a drink at his expense or ugoschaet you tea, coffee, which is poured until you go smoke (the toilet) - drink as vlezet - hypnotic put in detective movies.

If you are suddenly asked to change a large bill - but asked to change - and you may need to be big money one bumazhkoy.

At night, all money and documents best left in the pockets of clothing - you can at any time for anything to pay.

All their belongings are not formed in the bottom locker (under the seat) - because from there things get hard - all the better to lay in the open upper shelves - where they get easier, if that.
Harmful advice(councils) to the travellers

When you are going to in trip do not forget to combine all things in beautiful and expensive(dear) bags - so all environmental will understand, that you the supplied man and will respect you.

Take also in trip more more than money, put them all in one pocket or one bag - suddenly on a road something good will meet - it will be possible to buy at once without efforts.

To put on it is necessary with øèêîì and comfort - for the women the fur coat (at the worst äóáëåíêà) will approach mink or ïåñöîâàÿ, it is better to the men to dress a good coat, äóáëåíêó, a jacket - let people sees, with what at you good taste.

As soon as will sit in a compartment, at once tell to the fellow travellers, where you go, where work, as you have businesses at job - you there is nothing to hide from others - you the honour man.

The top clothes should be hung up on a hook near to a door - let those people, which go on a corridor see, that you can to yourselves allow good clothes.

Unpacking things, turn a suitcase / bag to the fellow traveller - let sees, how much all interesting at you is.

When will pay for bed - get money from a purse, filled under an outset by money - you you see can to yourselves it allow - what for beforehand to postpone money to bed and to distract yourselves by this employment(occupation).

At all long stops necessarily leave a compartment and go for a walk on platform - in a compartment nobody leave - let it will be aired. For this purpose still it is possible íàñòåæü to open a door.

If your fellow traveller offers you to drink at his expense or treats you with tea, coffee, which has poured while you went to smoke (in a toilet) - ïåéòå how much âëåçåò - soporific put only in äåòåêòèâíûõ films.

If you suddenly ask to exchange a large denomination - change how much will ask - can also to you large money by one áóìàæêîé will be necessary.

For night all money and documents is better for leaving in pockets of clothes - you can an any minute for something pay.

All things do not put(fold) in bottom ðóíäóê (under a seat) - you see from a there thing hardly to get - better all to combine on open top shelfs - there them easier to get, if that.
То что сказал Александр, это не правильно! Промт плохо очень переводит! Вот я перевел:
A bad advice to travellers When you gather in a trip do not forget to combine all things in beautiful and expensive bags – so all associates will understand that you the provided person and you will respect. Take also in a trip of more money, put all of them in one pocket or one bag – suddenly on road something good will meet – it will be possible to buy at once without efforts. It is necessary to put on with a glamour and comfort – for women will approach mink or песцовая the fur coat (at the worst дубленка) , to men is better to dress a good coat, дубленку, a jacket – let the people see, what at you good taste. As soon as will sit down in a compartment, at once tell to fellow travellers where you go where work as you have affairs on work – you have nothing to hide from others – you the fair person. The outer clothing should be hung up on a hook near to a door – let those people who go on a corridor see that you presume good clothes. Unpacking things, turn a suitcase/bag to the fellow traveller – let sees, how many all interesting at you is. When will pay off for bed – get money from a purse filled under an outset by money – you after all can allow yourselves it – what for in advance to save money on bed and to distract yourselves this employment. At all long stops necessarily leave a compartment and walk on platform – in a compartment leave nobody – let it will be aired. For this purpose still it is possible to open a door wide open. If your fellow traveller suggests you to drink at his expense or treats you with tea, coffee which has poured while you went to smoke (in a toilet) – drink how many will get – soporific put only in detective films. If you suddenly ask to exchange a large denomination – change how many will ask – can also to you a big banknote one piece of paper will be necessary. For the night all money and documents is better for leaving in clothes pockets – you can any minute for something pay off. All things do not put in bottom рундук (under a seat) – after all from there thing hard to get – better all to combine on open top regiments – there them to get easier, if that.
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