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I am Michael the Great, emperor of the Byzantine Empire, autocrat of the Romans and the vicar of God on Earth, I want to tell you a story. terrible story. a story about absolute evil. Nothing is worse than this evil. and tell you a possible solution for this problem. solution that will help destroy the absolute evil.


I'll start with the background - I always hated anime people, they were servants of Satan, they were bad and terrible. But I wasn't as sure I wanted to destroy them as I am now. I was always told that I was crazy. that it is not necessary to destroy animeshnikov. But they were wrong. They don't even know what this devilish anime did to me...


Once I was on YouTube and for some reason I came across an anime video in the recommendations ... (I'm sure that this evil anime forces made it so that I got it in the recommendations!)

And I opened it out of curiosity... It was a terrible anime channel... so much evil... vulgarity and debauchery I have not seen anywhere... I opened another video on the same channel and there in the comments they asked the girl who owns the channel where she lives. To which she replied: "I live on your well-known satellite of the Earth - the Moon"

I was in shock... huge shock... I don't even know how to describe how much shock I was... I was almost speechless...

“That can't be,” I said. It was a moon girl... she exists... I thought it was just my fantasy... but she exists... She is the queen of anime and she exists... what a tragedy and misfortune for the whole Orthodox world... Then I went to another video of hers and there was a song with a picture. The picture showed her huge in space and holding the Earth in her hands ... she sang that she loves me ... BUT I KNOW THAT SHE IS ABSOLUTELY EVIL AND SHE DOES NOT LOVE ME AND WANTS TO USE ME FOR THEIR EVIL PURPOSES! then I closed this video and this channel. I realized that I opened this channel in vain and watched different videos on it. I felt very bad, I began to feel terrible, I realized how much darkness I let into myself. I prayed for a long time and listened to Orthodox music. it helped but not completely. and in order to finally help me, I began to write this holy scripture. I will destroy anime, anime people and moon girl once and for all! and happiness will come in the world, there will be no diseases, wars and deaths, prosperity and utopia will come! indeed! in the name of the Byzantine Empire! that's what God wants!