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1. I will wait
2. Just waiting

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Stuck in traffic - not a reason to pout the whole world and announce the district indignant tone. Sharp mind and skilled hands will turn a dull waiting in the exciting entertainment and help you get the pleasure of driving a car seat in the car.

1.Ustroy auction of small parts, discharged batteries, old maps and other useful things, stale in your glove compartment. Try to sell as much as possible until there are competitors.

2.Predlozhi neighbors in a traffic jam once threw a party in the American style. The basic principle is simple: everyone comes (to your car) with your meal. And with fellow travelers to get acquainted, and have dinner together.

3.Obschaysya! With video surveillance cameras - the language of the deaf, with neighbors in a traffic jam - with the help of Morse code. You do not know either one or the other? Then we'll use the "notes". Pre-prepare lists of the major labels: "You did not stand there!", "Hi, How are you?", "Let's go for a walk?" And "No, I'm not you!"

4.If really bored, you can get out of the glove box taken from his son out of the box with toys big black gun and looking around, start to wind the turban of the towel. Soon after arriving cheerful animators in flak jackets and your boredom like a hand lift.

5.Sosedi bored? Not including the transmission, press firmly on the gas to the engine roared, and sharply krutanite wheel. It's invigorating!

6.Proslavsya! How? Yes, easy. Take off your cell phone on a girl in a mini-skirt, rubbing the windshield of his Suzuki Splash, and immediately laid out a video on the Internet. You immediately become a favorite director of many connoisseurs of female beauty.

7.Proslavsya-2. Stick mobile phone so that the camera filming your face and tell me what you think. An hour later, but teach about children's fears, two - of repressed desires, three - on global warming and unhealthy fast food. The resulting film, send a festival of independent cinema, where you will appreciate.

8.Zaregistriruysya on a dating site and write a nice guy or nice girl living nearby. If you're lucky, your first date will take place before the end as the rush hour.

9.Ne releasing the clutch, including the rear transmission. When the driver standing behind. Starts to ring, show him a sheet with the words "What shumish?"

10.Zakazat sushi delivery. Why? As they want, so let deliver!

11A can sell this car and buy the same, but closer to the traffic lights?

P.S. please do not judge strictly, first post))) I hope someone will lift your spirits on Friday))
and even a question, to cut it right ???))