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I have a hobby, I collect used women pads and condoms that people throw out windows. I was fond of this from the age of fourteen, when my puberty began. I walk under the windows and look for them every day so that at the end of the day I can have fun. In the evenings, I cut out the found woman pads, dressed them on my dick and brutally masturbate like a monkey. When I didn’t find woman pads, I turned the used condoms that I found under the windows, looking at pornography with teenagers i masturbated with pleasure, imagining that I was making love with this teenager. Sometimes I play with a condom, stick it in my anus and pour the contents. It happens that I want to push it deeper with a pencil. I imagine how at this moment a nigga fucks me with all my might. At such a moment, I grab my cock very tightly and masturbate heavily until I complete what I started. Sometimes I wrap a female gasket around my penis and masturbate into it. When I'm bored, I lick them, imagining how I do cunnilingus to a girl. I hang female pads and condoms on the Christmas tree. When it gets boring, I take off one of them and go have fun, introducing the girl from work.