Написать рассказ "как я провёл свои выходные" 10 предложений на английском

I was having fun this weekend. We had a rest with the whole family in the city park. There we collected flowers and put them in a vase at home. After that we went to Grandma's. They helped her, and then went home. The following Sunday, I did my homework, packed my briefcase and did my chores. For example, I watered the flowers and dusted. In the evening I walked the dog. That's how I spent the weekend.

ну так ты расскажи на русском как провёл. может тебе переведут.

On Sunday morning I was hungover. I ate a pill, it didn't help. I collected the last rubles in my pockets and went for the hawthorn. On the way I met Peter and John. They were also hungover. We took a beer and started singing songs on the bench.

If u ask me how did i spent my weekends, ill say that it was pretty nice. I was jerking off, watching netflix with my fat ass mom and sleeping with my stepdaddy. It was nice and warm summer just like my stepfather's fat greasy cock. And im thankful to my friends, they were very supportive and kind to me, even though im such a loser. Please dont beat me next time, because i already have mental issues. I think you guys dont want to make me bring my glock 17 to our school.