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Простите, а как это по-испански? Доброго всем вечера... ++++

Buenas noches !!!А остальное - чисто русский вариант !!
Юрий Кочетков
Юрий Кочетков
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многа букаФ. ..память переполнилась....
Степан Караляш
Степан Караляш
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Да... именно так !
I, Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich, the essence of the incident can explain the following. About 18 hours 10. 03. 2011 I went to the gym, where I started to respiratory gymnastics. I was preparing to engage in, was very calm, balanced and considerate.

At 18.30 I'm on my a/m moving down the street Трифоновская, on a green signal of a traffic light. Unexpectedly for everyone, ignoring the red signal of the traffic light at the intersection left a/m Infiniti FX black, and made a collision with my a/m.

Coming out of the car, I saw the driver and passenger, visually reminiscent of the Spaniards, and said in a friendly in their native language: "Not smacks of whether the red light? " (Al huele pido rosa? )

In response, who hit me in the face, after which I lost consciousness, and brought me in himself the emergency doctor.

Insult or a physical effect on the opponents I could not.

Finding the attackers in a car trunk during the arrival of the traffic police officers, allegedly, explain the expectation (sitting in the open trunk of the because of the dizziness from a blow by accident), and involuntary pressing of the button of closing on a key.

Jaw fractures driver Aliyev and nose passenger Akhmedova attribute to the effects of the collision of cars.

Damage to the backs of my hands explain the result of the car crash, as at the last second, afraid, hid his face and hit his head on the steering wheel.

Skills-martial arts and weapons does not speak. Material damage estimate can't, because the car is insured under hull insurance program..."