где можно найти русские анекдоты, переведенные на английский?

- Hey, Klipper, I heard you on pension soon, - an съехидничал Fox About.
- Prikalyvaeshsya? The Humorist пурговый!
- Itself you дэбээфнутый!

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1.) The Teacher asks Vovochku:
- Why beside you such mistakes as beside your соседки on school desk?
Vovochka:
- Beside us tutoress one!
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2.) Student общага.
In room вбегает the girl and yells:
- Devchonki, remove sooner undershorts - to us boys presently in guests will add!
The Pause... The Rustle skirt...
- You that дуры do?!! With ropes remove!
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3.) Goes new russian on 600 мерсе. Suddenly взад he slams into the volga. He leaves, get the baseball bit and begins to beat the volga. Has Remembered all. Approaches to frontal glass and sees, in machine general to militias sits. New russian speaks: "Ouch, excuse me, but that I to you all knock, knock, чтоб денежки for damage to return."
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4.) Why blondes change памперсы, its детям only at month once? - Therefore that on packing is written "is calculated on 4-6 kgs"!
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5.) The Economical student for 5 days was hungry and solved although tea to drink once fill beautifully, came to restaurant, has booked tea and cake on 5 roubles. At payment gives 10 hack gets delivery 9 rub. The following day dared on 15 rub. And has again paid 1 rub. As elephant complacent has brought the friends have Ed on 100 rub. But waiter has taken 1 rub. On question, about that that, why so cheaply. The Waiter has answered:
- See, what beautiful барменша. So here is she my wife and her(its) loves хозя.. .
further
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- Hey, Klipper, I heard you on pension soon, - an съехидничал Fox About.
- Prikalyvaeshsya? The Humorist пурговый!
- Itself you дэбээфнутый!

---------------------------------------------------------
1.) The Teacher asks Vovochku:
- Why beside you such mistakes as beside your соседки on school desk?
Vovochka:
- Beside us tutoress one!
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2.) Student общага.
In room вбегает the girl and yells:
- Devchonki, remove sooner undershorts - to us boys presently in guests will add!
The Pause... The Rustle skirt...
- You that дуры do?!! With ropes remove!
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3.) Goes new russian on 600 мерсе. Suddenly взад he slams into the volga. He leaves, get the baseball bit and begins to beat the volga. Has Remembered all. Approaches to frontal glass and sees, in machine general to militias sits. New russian speaks: "Ouch, excuse me, but that I to you all knock, knock, чтоб денежки for damage to return."
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4.) Why blondes change памперсы, its детям only at month once? - Therefore that on packing is written "is calculated on 4-6 kgs"!
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5.) The Economical student for 5 days was hungry and solved although tea to drink once fill beautifully, came to restaurant, has booked tea and cake on 5 roubles. At payment gives 10 hack gets delivery 9 rub. The following day dared on 15 rub. And has again paid 1 rub. As elephant complacent has brought the friends have Ed on 100 rub. But waiter has taken 1 rub. On question, about that that, why so cheaply. The Waiter has answered:
- See, what beautiful барменша. So here is she my wife and her(its) loves хозя.. .
further
Пришлось попотеть что мог то и перевёл. Иногда полезно вспомнить ино. языки