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There was a guy (имя друга)
and he was gay
with guys booties
he loved to play
He loved drag-queens
but he didnt like girls
he had a girlfriend
but she made him hurl
He liked a guy
his name was chance
he saw him at the drag shows
and wanted to get in his pants
What the guy didnt know
was that chance liked him too
he wanted to get in his pants
and do what gays do
They fell in love
and danced the night away
then later on
they had random play.

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Friend!

I cannot ease your aching heart,
Nor take your pain away,
But let me stay and take your hand
And walk with you today!

I'll listen when you need to talk;
I'll wipe away your tears
I'll share your worries when they come;
I'll help you face your fears.

I'm here and I will stand by you,
Each hill you have to climb,
So take my hand, let's face the world;
Live one day at a time!

You're not alone, for I'm still here.
I'll go that extra mile,
And when your grief is easier,
I'll help you learn to smile!

From the morning to the dark
Everybody want to fuck!
If you want to fuck for funny,
Fuck yourself and save your money!

If you want to be O.K.,
Fuck the women everyday!
If you want to fuck the sky,
You must teach your penis fly!

If you want to have a sex,
Fuck my dog, his name is Rex! .

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