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Dear Misha!
I am scared, a terrible thing happened. I went to Tumbridge wells. I had the document for Rob. This document is the top secret. Robin dropped him, I picked up. This document is the key to the treasure. I met a very beautiful woman on the train. She had a heavy bag and I asked her: "You need a hand?" She said, "Thank you."
We were talking and I say La: "Tiest strong, you are beautiful, tell me about your business." I told her about you, Rob and Robin and she said, "You are in danger. The boss is very angry."
I got fired, tell me everything Rob.
With Love, agent Cute.
Думаю тебя помогут словари!

По формулировке предложений можно судить, что оригинал был на английском, но его просто пропустили через машинный перевод. Займись обратным процессом, в гугле не забанен?

Dear Misha!
I am scared, a terrible thing happened. I went to Tumbridge wells. I had the document for Rob. This document is the top secret. Robin dropped him, I picked up. This document is the key to the treasure. I met a very beautiful woman on the train. She had a heavy bag and I asked her: "You need a hand?" She said, "Thank you."
We were talking and I say La: "Tiest strong, you are beautiful, tell me about your business." I told her about you, Rob and Robin and she said, "You are in danger. The boss is very angry."
I got fired, tell me everything Rob.
With Love, agent Cute.

Dear Misha, I am afraid, a terrible thing happened. I went to Tunbridge Wells-Uèlo. I had a paper to Rob. This document is top secret. Robin drop it, I picked up. This document is the key to a treasure. I met a very beautiful woman on a train. It had a heavy bag, and I asked her: "do you need a hand?" she said, "thank you."
We talked and she told me: "you are strong, you are beautiful, tell me about your business." I roskazyval her about you, Rob and Robin, and she govoril"Ty when my leg." Then she was stealing the document. Rob is in danger of Boss is very angry. I have fired. Tell all about Rob love, Cute Agent.