Подскажите, пожалуйста, маленькую шутку на английском языке (с переводом) Небольшая шутка, анекдот на английском.

Тост.
Let's drink for men, who get, forget and never tell!
Let's drink for women, who give, forgive and never swell!
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- Oh, Bill! Your wife told me an interesting story!
- Indeed?...
- In bed
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Тост американских военных моряков.
Let's drink for our wives and our lovers.
Let's drink for the fact that our lovers will become our wives, and our wives having been our lovers.

А student sends a telegram to his father: "No mon, no fun, your son." The father wires back: "How bad, too sad, your dad."

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