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My brother Alfie's had
His haircut like a hedge,
It sticks up in the middle
And it's spiky round the edge.
He brushes it each morning
And keeps it fairle clean,
You'll see him when he is coming
He's dyed in bottle green.
Now Alfie thinks he is trendy
He thinks he's really cool
Looking like a football pitch
As he walks to school.
All the teachers hate him
Because he's got green hair,
And other kids they laugh at him
But Alfie doesn't care
By David Harmer