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Trampolines! One of the most fun children's hobbies. In each period of the summer, on our attractions set bright, big, fun trampolines. Where every child gives all his energy, jumping on them, I can confidently say that no one will leave dissatisfied.

Another fun attraction called "Aelita". On this attraction can ride adults, while all the children on trampolines. This attraction accelerates to a huge speed and continues to circulate people for several minutes. Cabs are made in the form of space capsules, which helps to sink into the cosmic atmosphere.

Of course, we will not forget about the Ferris wheel. After all, this attraction is considered the most popular in the park. Here I can ride, like the smallest residents, and the most grown-up people. In the evening the wheel is lit by lights and it looks very nice.

Funny swing. Another funny hobby. The swings are made in the form of a boat and brightly painted with yellow and blue colors. They swing to the desired speed for 5 minutes. On this carousel there is always a big queue throughout the summer period. People can ride from 10 years old. In the swing sit on 2 people opposite each other and fasten your seat belts.

Tortuga! This is the strangest attraction. The room of fear in dark colors, everywhere is hung mystical paraphernalia in order to plunge into this mysterious journey. A few people sit down on this bench, which starts to take you through this eerie room. You will not remain scared!

Trampolines! Some of the most fun children's hobbies. In every period of summer, bright, large, fun trampolines are installed on our attractions. Where every child gives all his energy, jumping on them, I can say with absolute confidence that no one will leave dissatisfied .

Another fun attraction called "Aelita". Adults can ride on this attraction, while all the children are on trampolines. This attraction accelerates to a huge speed and continues to circle people like this for several minutes. The cabins are made in the form of space capsules, which helps to immerse yourself in the space atmosphere.

Of course, we will not forget about the Ferris wheel. After all, this particular attraction is considered the most popular in the park. I can ride here, both the smallest residents and the most adult people. In the evening, the wheel is illuminated by lights and it looks very beautiful.

A fun swing. Another fun hobby. The swing is made in the form of a boat and is brightly painted with yellow and blue colors. They swing to the desired speed for 5 minutes. There is always a big queue for this carousel throughout the summer period. People from the age of 10 can ride. In the swing, 2 people sit opposite each other and fasten their seat belts.

Tortuga! This is the strangest attraction. The fear room is made in dark colors, mystical attributes are hung everywhere in order to immerse yourself in this mysterious journey. Several people sit on this bench, which begins to take you around this creepy room. You will not remain unafraid!