Народ нужен рассказ про себя и семью по английскому помогите плиз

Когда Natalia пишет от имени Sergey - это нечто!
А чем, Дима, я могу помочь тебе. . и про твою семью, когда я, на фиг, НИЧЕГО про тебя не знаю!

ты бы хоть на русском вариант написал.. . потрудись немного.. . а то мало того, что просишь людей на английском сочинение написать, так они еще и за тебя его на русском писать должны? как писать про твою семью, если тебя никто не знает?

First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Sergey. My full name is Kashpirovsky Sergey Vasilevish. I’m 17 years old. I was born in the family of an economist and an engineer.
My family is small. There are only three of us. I always delighted to have somebody to share my ideas with, to discuss things and the like, but it happens that sometimes I crave for loneliness to think about my problems, my mistakes and to look though my life.
I should like to begin with the oldest in the family – my farther. He is the head of it. He is a very hard-working person. And there’s a very good feature of his: if he starts doing something he is sure to do it up to the end. His favorite occupation is reading and watching TV. He is true father who devotes much time of his to bringing us up properly. He is always ready to come to our rescue. We highly appreciate this.
My mother is a nice looking woman of about 40. She isn’t tall, rather slim. The thing that catches your eye when you look at her is her charming smile. She is very easy to deal with. No wonder that she has got many friends. She is on good terms with our neighbours. When my mother is at home it seems the house is full of sunshine, jokes and laughter. She doesn’t like to lecture on people. That’s something I like very much about her. Thanks to our mother our family is very friendly, she does her best to make every member of the family feel happy and is always happy herself.

Май неим из Коля... Май фазер из ан анджинер... май мазер из э тичер.... ви лив ин раша.... раша из зе биг кантри.. зе енд