перевидите пожалуйста на английский, очень надо. Заранее спасибо!

If Jane was the translator, she could work now.
If he was not so rude, he would not been spoken about a lot.
It is a pity, that Alice is so upset about her marks.
If Nick was at home, he would ring us up.
If we soon had received a letter from her, we should have known latest news.
If we had left there at 8 a.m., we should have arrived near 6 p.m.
If I had a lot of books, I should read them all.

If Jane was a translator, she could now have sex.
If he was not impotent, as it would be so much not talked about.
It is a pity that Alice is upset because her boobs.
If Nick was home, he'd be sitting in the closet.
If we soon received a letter from her, we would know where we were sent to relatives.
If we went to eight in the morning, then had to drink whiskey.
If I had a lot of pornography, I would have watched them all

If Jane was A translator, she could work now.
If he was not so rude, he would not been spoken about a lot.
It is a pity, that Alice is so upset about her marks.
If Nick was at home, he would ring us up.
If we had SOON received a letter from her, we should have known THE latest news. (Yesterday)
(If we SOON received a letter from her, we would know THE latest news.) Если условие относится к настоящему
If we had set out there at 8 a.m., we would have arrived about 6 p.m.
If I had a lot of books, I would read them all.

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If Jane was a translator, she could now work.
If he had not been so rude about it would be so much not talked about.
It is a pity that Alice is upset because his grades.
If Nick was home he would call us.
If we soon received a letter from her, we would know the latest news.
If we went there at eight o'clock, we would have arrived around six pm
If I had a lot of books I'd read them all