Как можно оригинально расшифровать аббревиатуру РСМ?

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Выбирайте:

PCMPowertrain Control Module
PCMPhase-Change Memory (non-volatile computer memory)
PCMPer Calendar Month (accounting)
PCMPorsche Communication Management
PCMPhase Change Materials (intelligent textiles and fabrics)
PCMPunch(ed) Card Machine
PCMPersonal Computer Magazine
PCMPower Control Module
PCMPC Magazine
PCMPlease Call Me
PCMParacetamol
PCMPhase Contrast Microscopy
PCMPacific-Rim Conference on Multimedia
PCMPresidência do Conselho de Ministros (Portugal)
PCMPolarizable Continuum Model (computational chemistry)
PCMPartido Comunista Mexicano (Spanish: Mexican Communist Party)
PCMPhysics, Chemistry, Math
PCMPayments and Cash Management
PCMPhysical Connection Management (FDDI)
PCMPersonal Call Manager (telephones)
PCMPlug-Compatible Manufacturer
PCMPlug Compatible Mainframe
PCMParallel Cache Management
PCMPipeline Current Mapper (Radiodetection Ltd.)
PCMPersonnel Contamination Monitor
PCMPlug-Compatible Machine
PCMPrairie-City Monroe (school district in Jasper County, Iowa)
PCMPower Converter Module
PCMPackage Command Manager (Microsoft SMS)
PCMProbability of Correct Message
PCMParty of Moldovan Communists
PCMPalais des Congrès de Montréal
PCMPacketCable Multimedia (Worldgate)
PCMPlutonium Contaminated Material
PCMProtein Caloric Malnutrition
PCMPractical Christian Ministry
PCMPhase-Controlled Magnetron
PCMPhoto Contact Master
PCMPipeline Construction Manager
PCMPop Culture Madness (entertainment website)
PCMPalisade Capital Management, LLC
PCMPlug Compatible Module
PCMPrinter Cartridge Metrics
PCMParametric Cost Model
PCMPie Chart Master
PCMProduct Capacity Manager
PCMProcess Control Manual
PCMPositive Control Material (nuclear weapons)
PCMPrework Communication Meeting (United Parcel Service)
PCMPole Changing Motor
PCMPersonal Communication Magazine (IEEE)
PCMProgram Cost Management
PCMPixel Correspondence Metric (automated image processing)
PCMPassive Countermeasure
PCMPersonal Computer Module
PCMProgramme Centre for Modernism
PCMProgram Configuration Manager
PCMPending Contractual Matter
PCMPartition Control Master (Megasys)
PCMPort Controller Module (DSC)
PCMPoint Code Mapping
PCMPrinciple-Centered Management
PCMProposed Contract Modification
PCMPyrotechnic Countermeasure
PCMPsuedo-Christian Moron
PCMPrecision Cassette Mechanism
PCMPrecast Cell Manufacturer
PCMPneumatic Camshaft Motor (control device)
PCMPerfect Coverage Model
PCMProgram Coordination Meeting
PCMProduction Cost Module
PCMProcurement Consultancy Manager
PCMProject Control Memorandum
PCMProtein Channel Model(ing)
PCMProduction Control Module
PCMParish Communications Ministry
PCMParti Communiste de la Martinique (French: Martinique Communist Party)
PCMPrescription Care Management
PCMPoetry Combination Module (UK)
PCMPorci Con le Mount (World of Warcraft guild)
PCMPorsche Club Motorsport (French automobile club)
PCMPancake Mafia (band)
PCMPolicy Compliance Management (software)
PCMPrecision Guided Munitions
PCMPrimary Care Manager
PCMPresidenza del Consiglio dei Ministri (Italia)
PCMPro Cycling Manager (software)
PCMProcess Change Management (Sprint)
PCMProcess Change Method (Software Engineering Institute method)
PCMProduct Content Management (retail)
PCMProcurement Contract Management
PCMProcess Control Module
PCMProcess Control Monitor
PCMProfessional Certified Marketer
PCMProfessional Construction Management
PCMProject and Construction Management (Canada)
PCMProject Communications Management
PCMProject Contribution Margin
PCMProject Control Manager
PCMPulse-Code Modulation
PCMProject Cycle Management
PCMProtection Circuit Module
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