Написать рассказ на английском языке в 150 слов, который начнется со слов: "I was walking in the street..."

I was walking down the street in searching for pleasures. There were two bar, strip-tease club and motel with call-girls standing outside. At first I decided to drink a little in one of the bars. But when I proceed to enter I was stopped by a slug of enormous size in shoulders. Probably my beggar look did not impress him too much, so there was nothing to do but drag back and take my chances in the other place. Before I make a couple steps off the bar an elder disgustingly looking whore started to hook me up. Nah, it was not my day and not my night. I had rather stood in my street, and that is where I was going in the end to sneak down into my refuse bin. But my misadventures only began - my place was occupied by a stinky bearded bum and he was not incline to give up without a fight. I had no strength left to fight but I had to for anyway it was my home, swee... stinky home for the last three years since Susie gave me a kick. Blood was boiling in my veins, I had a swift thought: "I'm gonna kill this mother fucker!" as if it was he who was a reason all of my misfortunes.

....and suddenly i saw a big rubber dick. it started fucking me from behind and then i fell unconscious.