Переведите пожалуйста небольшой текст на английский, только не переводчиком а чтобы с грамматикой.

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у англичан нету граматики запихни ето в переводчик полюбому будет правильно ето во первых а во вторых я уже так п еревожу 7 лет ну с 4 класа и ничего нормально

Alice saw a mouse fell into the lake of tears. She decided to ask her how to get out of the lake. But the answer have not heard.Then he thought that the mouse does not understand English, but knows French. Alice said to the mouse the only phrase she knows in French: Ou est ma chatte?. She meant "where's my cat?". The mouse jumped out of the lake. Alice apologized to her and started telling her what a good cat. The mouse got angry and swam away. Alice again apologized to her and told her not to talk about cats.Alice began to tell the mouse about the dog, the mouse again grew angry and began to sail away. Alice apologized and said he would not speak about cats and about dogs.The mouse said, "come out of the lake, and I'll tell you why I don't like cats and dogs." I had to get out of the lake because it was filled with birds and animals. "Let's get out of this together," said Alice, and She with his arm, and with all the animals and birds came out of the lake.