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Star Comedy Club Pavel "Snowball" Will already in elementary grades was остер on language «Glamour geek» the Pasha Will without ceremony "was passed" on all stars of a platform, cinema, sports. Many known people, being afraid to get on its sharp tongue, refuse to be lighted in popular show. - whence only it such undertook? - Eminent visitors Comedy Club are indignant. We will try to tell about the Pasha shortly... Pavel "Snowball" Will, Comedy Club Pavel Volja was born on March, 14th, 1979 in Penza. In the same place has learnt to play snowballs on an undressing. Since a birth was very thin. In the childhood carried stockings. Studied in "педе" in Belinsky's name as the teacher of Russian and the literature, therefore such and clever. Played KVN, as well as all in "педе" that helped, instead of disturbed to study, as well as the majority. Years, probably, in ninety eighth was on the Penza TV on 11 channel in abrupt youth program СЛЭМ. Among other leaders, ideologist Maxim Zelensky, Viki Drjuchkovoj, Olga Sidorinoj differed Pavel that wriggled more the than the others. The hairdress at it was same, as nowadays. And in general it has not changed since then. But the guy it resourceful. Has expensive car.

The star of Comedy Club, Pavel "Snowball" Volea was already остер на язык in the elementary school.«Glamour geek»Pasha Volea without ceremony "проехался" on all the stars of a platform, cinema, sports. Many famous people, being afraid to get on its sharp tongue, refuse to be lighted in the popular show. - Where was he from? -The eminent visitors of Comedy Club are indignant. We will try to tell about Pasha shortly... Pavel "Snowball" Volea, Comedy Club Pavel Volea was born on March, 14th, 1979 in Penza. In the same place he learnt to play snowballs on an undressing. Since his birth he has been very thin. In his childhood he wore stockings. He studied in Belinsky Pedagogical Institute as the teacher of Russian and Russian literature, therefore he is such a person and clever. He played KVN as everybody in Pedagogical Institute this helped, instead of disturbed to study, as the majority. Probably, in ninety eighth years he was on Penza TV on 11 channel in an abrupt youth program Slam. Among other leaders, the ideologist Maxim Zelensky, Viki Drjuchkovoj, Olga Sidorinoj Pavel differed he wriggled more than the others.His hairdress was as nowadays. And in general he has not changed since then. But he is a resourceful guy. He has an expensive car.

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Star Comedy Club Pavel "Snowball" Will already in elementary grades was остер on language «Glamour geek» the Pasha Will without ceremony "was passed" on all stars of a platform, cinema, sports. Many known people, being afraid to get on its sharp tongue, refuse to be lighted in popular show. - whence only it such undertook? - Eminent visitors Comedy Club are indignant. We will try to tell about the Pasha shortly... Pavel "Snowball" Will, Comedy Club Pavel Volja was born on March, 14th, 1979 in Penza. In the same place has learnt to play snowballs on an undressing. Since a birth was very thin. In the childhood carried stockings. Studied in "педе" in Belinsky's name as the teacher of Russian and the literature, therefore such and clever. Played KVN, as well as all in "педе" that helped, instead of disturbed to study, as well as the majority. Years, probably, in ninety eighth was on the Penza TV on 11 channel in abrupt youth program СЛЭМ. Among other leaders, ideologist Maxim Zelensky, Viki Drjuchkovoj, Olga Sidorinoj differed Pavel that wriggled more the than the others. The hairdress at it was same, as nowadays. And in general it has not changed since then. But the guy it resourceful. Has expensive car.

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