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Cheating

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party.. The wife got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a
devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by
not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain,
and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon spotted her
husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could cuddle with and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new
partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he
wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the
back seat.

Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put her costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he
had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, 'I'll tell you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met P ete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'

'You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker
all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad.
Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a
Goldilocks outfit'