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My grandfather call Mitrokhin Vladimir. It was born in 1942году. To it recently it was executed 67лет. I know its all life. It has ended polytechnical institute. Then studied in postgraduate study of the Moscow aviation institute. The grandfather has worked all life at an aviation factory. First it was simple worker, but after a while became the chief of a department. It supervises work of subordinates, watches correct work of technics.7 back it has retired, but it continues to work. On target the grandfather goes on a summer residence and there has a rest. Often to it there come children and grandsons. It lives for itself(himself), in the pleasure. It devotes all free time native, it is a lot of time spends with grandsons, a lot of various work does in the country. It is happy!

My grandfather call Mitrokhin Vladimir. He was born in 1942году. To it recently it was executed 67лет. I know its all life. It has ended polytechnical institute. Then studied in postgraduate study of the Moscow aviation institute. The grandfather has worked all life at aviation factory. At first it was the simple worker, but after a while became the chief of department. It supervises work of subordinates, watches correct work of technics. 7лет back he has retired, but it continues to work. For the weekend the grandfather goes on a summer residence and there has a rest. Often to it there come children and grandsons. He lives for itself(himself), in the pleasure. He devotes all free time native, it is a lot of time spends with grandsons, a lot of various work does on a summer residence. It is happy!

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My grandfather call Mitrokhin Vladimir. He was born in 1942. To it recently it was executed 67лет. I know its all life. It has ended polytechnical institute. Then studied in postgraduate study of the Moscow aviation institute. The grandfather has worked all life at aviation factory. At first it was the simple worker, but after a while became the chief of department. It supervises work of subordinates, watches correct work of technics. 7 years ago he has retired, but it continues to work. For the weekend the grandfather goes on a summer residence and there has a rest. Often to it there come children and grandsons. He lives for itself(himself), in the pleasure. He devotes all free time native, it is a lot of time spends with grandsons, a lot of various work does on a summer residence. It is happy!

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My grandparent call Mitrohin Vladimir. He was born in 1942году. He was recently performed 67лет. I know his(its) whole life. He окончил the pollytechnic institute. Afterwards learned;learnt in graduate school of the Moscow aircraft institute. The Whole life grandparent study(work)ed on aircraft plant. First he was a simple worker, but chief of the department became in a certain time. He checks work subordinated, keeps a check the technology on correct functioning(working). 7лет back he left on pension, but he continues to work. On output grandparent goes on datcha and there reposes. Often to he arrives the children and grandchildren. He lives for itself, in its pleasure. All are its free time he denotes native, plenty of time he conducts with grandson, much different works does on datcha. He счастлив!