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1.I tomorrow meal in wedding on island hide more exactly Island Lyubvi!!! But what the bride call?
2.what you use this fishing rod? For how much I can her(it) beside you to buy? Do me discount please!!!
3.i посещу such island as: hide, Murea, Boron-Boron!!! Govoryati that однажы person нашол paradise this was an island Francuskoy Polynesias!!!
4.Ми летили before Amsterdam on air company Transaero but has afterwards changed in plane air company KLM and have flown before Tokyo but afterwards on air companies Air Tahiti Nui flights in hide else 12 hours!!! That, zh road in paradise long!!! There such pleasing atmosphere possible оболдеть simply!!! Simply paradise!!! The Sea clean or quite transparent, прям all are seen through sea!!! The Beautiful sailboats and boats!!! I am a wife whole day kissed!!!
5.Если you think that I rich you on one hundred percents mistaken!!! But you did not be afraid the snake?
6.Ни gram!!!
Well, do the home task!!!

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1. I'm going to the wedding to the Taiti island tomorrow, to be more exact - THe Island Of Love. And what is the bride's name?
2. How can tou use this fishing rod? At what price can I buy it? Please, give me the discount.
3. I'll visit such isllands, as Taiti, Moorea, Bora - Bora. They say once a man find the Eden - that was the islands of the French Polynesia.
4. We flew to the Amsterdam by the aircompany Transaero, then changed the plane by the aircompany KLM and flew to Tokio, and after by the aircompany Air Tahiti Nui flew to the Taiti for the 12 hours!!!!Well, the road to the Eden is long! THere is such a pleasant atmosphere, it's amazing!! It's just a Paradise! The sea is clear and almost transparent, everything is senn through the water! Beautiful yacht and boats. I've been kissing my wife the whole day.
5. If you think I'm rich, you are mistaken for the 100 per cent!! And were you not afraid of the snakes?
6. Not at list!
Ok, do the homework.

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