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ME - "I just wrote that story out and through my laughter I think it may have been the most insensitive thing I ever wrote.." MITCH - "You catch a bolt to the knee at 80mph.. Fu*k her." **********
ME - "I can't wait... Two more shows and then I'm going home and
chasing Izzi around the house for the better part of the next two
months.." TIM - "I haven't sat on a toilet seat in a month.." ********** IZZI - "I'm so sad that I don't get to see Mitch-Mitch before he fu*ks off.." ME - "He said it's ok because he's moving in with us.." IZZI - "That's fine but any Crypt Keepers he brings home for the night are staying outside." ME - "He said he's good with that.. Deal." **********
I asked Mitch to pick me up some hair conditioner at the dollar store.
He comes in the hotel room an hands me a giant arse pink bottle with all
kinds of flowers and sh*t on it.. "Wild Cherry Blossom".. ME - "What the fu*k man?!? You couldn't find a more feminine bottle?!?" MITCH - *laughing as he heads out the door* "It's Hypo-Allergenic bro.." ME - "FUCK!!"