Люди кто знает английский помогите перевести пожалуйста.

Только пожалуйста огромная просьба переведите пожалуйста не в онлайн переводчиках. If you live here long enough you will find out to your greatest amazement that the adjective nice is not the only adjective the language possesses, in spite of the fact that in the first three years you do not need to learn or use any other adjectives. You can say that the weather is nice, a restaurant is nice, Mr. Soandso is nice, Mrs. Soandso's clothes are nice, you had a nice time, and all this will be very nice.

Then you have to decide on your accent. The easiest way to give the impression of having a good accent or no foreign accent at all is to hold an unlit pipe in your mouth, to mutter between your teeth and finish all your sentences with the question: "isn't it?" People will not understand much, but they are accustomed to that and they will get a most excellent impression.

The most successful attempts to put on a highly cultured air have been made on polysyllabic lines. Many foreigners who have learnt Latin and Greek at school discover with amazement of ancient Latin and Greek expressions,and they realize (a) that it is much easier to learn these expressions than the much simpler English words; (b) that these words as a rule are very long and make a simply superb impression when talking to the greengrocer, the porter and the insurance agent.