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I am a housewife. My work day starts around 6.30 am. my husband, Sasha, starts to get to his work at this time. I usually cook him breakfast and sandwiches, he takes with him to his work. he leaves the house at 7.30 am, and I go to sleep. My second morning begins around 3 pm. I get up, take a shower and have my lunch. Then I usually start doing chores around the house. I vacuuming carpets, washing the floors, wiping the dust from furniture. When its done I usually go to the grocery store or supermarket. I buy food for dinner and something unnecessary for tmyselves, for the plesure. After a hike in the shop, I start to cook dinner for my husband. Sasha returns from work at 7 pm. We have a supper together. Sometimes, after dinner, my husband and I go to movies, but not too often. Around 11 pm Sasha to bed, and I sit by my computer. I chat with friends by net, play different games. Around 3 am I take a shower ang go to bed. The next day all the same (можно сказать - same stuff - different da... но это ближе к слэнгу) Awakening, going to the store, dinner .. And every day goes like this.
My life is very funny

I have been a homemaker. My working day starts at about 6.30 am. At this time, my husband, Sasha begins to gather to work. I cook him breakfast and sandwiches, which he takes with him to work. At 7.30 he leaves the house, and I go to sleep.
My second morning begins somewhere in 15.00 days. I get up, wash and eat breakfast. Then I usually start doing chores around the apartment. I pylesoshu carpets, my floor, wiping the dust from furniture. Once I remove, I usually go to the grocery store. I buy food for dinner and anything unnecessary for themselves, for the soul. After a hike in the shop, I cook dinner for her husband. Sasha returns from work at 7 o'clock in the evening. We sat down with him to supper. Sometimes, after dinner, my husband and I go to movies, but not very often. Somewhere in the 11 pm Sasha to bed, and I sit at a computer. I chat with friends in social networks, play various games. Around 3 am I'm going to shower and go to sleep.
The next day all the same. Rise, going to the store, dinner ..
And so every day.
My life is very funny!!

I work the домохозяйкой. My workday begins in 6.30 morning approximately. In this time my husband Sasha begins to be going to on work. I готовлю him morning meal and sandwiches, which he takes with you on work. In 7.30 he leaves from building, but I go to bed.
My second morning begins in 15.00 day sometime. I shall get up, wash and lunch . Further usually I come to do cleaning in apartment. I пылесошу ковры, my floors, wipe dust with furniture. After I take away, I usually go in shop for product. I buy meal for supper and anything unnecessary for itself, for showers. After march in shop, I готовлю supper for husband. Sasha returns with work at 7 o'clocks of the evening. We together with he sit to dine. Sometimes, after supper, we with husband go in cinema, but not much often. Sometime in 11 evenings Sasha to go to bed, but I сажусь for computer. I chatter with friends in social set, play in different plays. Approximately in 3 mornings I go in shower and go to bed.
The following day all too most. The Ascent, march in shop, uzhin..
And so each day.
My life very merry!!!!