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Текст - не бред. Это очень краткое изложение рассказа Нарайана "Конь и две козы".
One day Muni (именно так пишется имя главного героя) met a red-faced man who took an interest in a horse statue. Muni hadn't attended school (past perfect употребляем, т. к. Муни характеризуется как "old man") and didn't know the language of the foreigner and said his name in Tamil. Then the foreigner said that he would speak slowly and he asked Muni if it was his statue and whether he wanted to sell it. Muni started to tell him that the horse was their "guardian, it meant death to their adversaries" (в кавычки взяла цитату из оригинала) . He asked the foreigner if he knew what happened next (полагаю, нужно "что случится дальше" - what would happen next)and the red-faced man answered that he would put the statue into the boot (хотя в оригинале он сложил задние сидения, а не положил в багажник) . The foreigner gave Muni 100 rupees, but Muni said that it could be changed only at the " village headman" (цитата). He pointed at the goats and said that they ate Headman's vegetables. The red-faced man patted the goats. Muni understood that the foreigner wanted to buy them and went away not to let goats follow him.(so that the goats wouldn't follow him). He came home and told his wife that he had sold thу goats. But all of a sudden they came back. The wife was at white heat (in a fury) and said that she would leave for her parents' place.

Once Mooney met the red-faced man who became interested in the statue of a horse. Mooney did not go to school and did not know the foreigner's language and said his name in the Tamil language . Then the foreigner said he would speak more slowly and asked Mooney if it was his statue and if he wanted to sell it. Mooney said that this horse was their guardian and meant death to all enemies. He asked a foreigner, whether he knew what had happened next, and the red-face man replied that he would put the statue in the trunk of a car. The foreigner gave Mooney a hundred rupees, and the latter said that he could change them only in the main village and pointed to the goat, saying that they ate vegetables of the Chief. The Red-faced man stroked goats. Mooney knew that the foreigner wanted to buy them and left, so that the goats wouldn't follow him. He came home and told his wife that he had sold the goats. But then they came back. The wife was furious and said that she would go to her parents.

Once Mooney met a red faced man who interested in a horse statue. Mooney never study in the school and didn't know the language of foreigner and said his name in Tamil. So foreigner said that would speak slowly and asked Mooney whether the statue belongs him and does he want to sale one. Mooney began to explain that the horse is their Guard and means a death for all enemies. He asked the foreigner would he knew what happen then but red faced man replied that he'll placed the statue into the car trunk. The foreigner gave a hundred rupies to Mooney, but he said that change the money could only Headchif of village then pointed to goats and said that they eat vegets which belong to Headchif. The red faced man petted the goats. Mooney understood that foregner wants to buy them and gone away so the goats wouldn't follow him. He came back to his home and said to wife that sold the goats. But they returns back soon. The wife was in anger and said that will go back to her parents.

Once Mooney met the red-faced man who became interested in the statue of a horse. Mooney did not learn in school and did not know a foreign language and said in Tamil his name. Then the alien said he would speak more slowly and asked the Muni, is not it whether it is a statue and if he wants to sell it. Mooney began to tell that this horse is their guardian and means death to all enemies. He asked a foreigner, whether he knows what happened next, and the red replied that put the statue in the trunk of a car. Foreigner gave Mooney a hundred rupees, and he said that change for them only at the main village and pointed to the goat, saying that they eat vegetables Chief. Red-stroked goats. Mooney knew that a foreigner wants to buy them and left, that would be the goat did not go after him. He came home and told his wife that he had sold the goats. But then they came back. My wife was furious and said that she would go to her parents.

ты бы лучше несколько нет создала, частями
как видишь такой объемный текст, сразу весь энтузиазм помочь пропадает.. .
вот первые два например
One day Muni met a read faced man who took an interested in (became interested, began to interested) statue of a horse.
Muni hadn't studied at school and didn't know the language of the foreigner and told his name in Tamil language.