Переведите на английский? Извянуюсь за неграмотность!

1. Make abatement us or vynuzhdenny to go! Think bistree!
2.Goa - it strange wonderful beachs, beautiful ocean, primordial nature!
3.I nikhochu it to buy! How many it to cost? I want to lease him!
4. 12 rupees are clear! I want to hire it! I agree!
6.Today I conducted an excellent day and met sunset near an ocean!
5.Conduct me to the hotel! Not bespokoytesya! I will PAY YOU Well!
7.I flew in Goa 8 hours! And flight very pleased me and I in general did not get tired!
8.I wish all the best and successful rest in Goa!

Открой в мейле в почте - "написать письмо". Вставь туда всё эту фигню и нажми слева - "перевести с русского на английский".
Получается примерно так :
1. discount to us or вынужденны to go! Think more quickly! 2. Goa is is strange fine beaches, beautiful ocean, the protogenic nature! 3. I нихочу to buy it! How many it to cost? I wish to lease it! 4.12 rupees clearly! I wish to take for rent it! I agree! 6. Today I have lead excellent day and have met a decline about ocean! 5. Lead me up to hotel! Do not worry! I to YOU SHALL begin to cry Well! 7. I flied to Goa 8 hours! Both I liked flight and I in general is tired! 8. I wish all good and successful rest in Goa!

Исправишь ошибки в русском тексте и оно переведет всё .

1. Give us the discount or вынужденны to go! Think faster! 2. Goa is is strange fine beaches, beautiful ocean, the protogenic nature! 3. I нихочу to buy it! How many it costs? I wish to lease it! 4. 12 rupees clearly! I wish to hire it! I agree! 6. Today I have spent excellent day and have met a decline about ocean! 5. Spend me to hotel! Do not worry! I to YOU WILL begin to cry Well! 7. I flied to Goa 8 hours! And I very much liked flight and I in general has got tired! 8. I wish all good and successful rest in Goa!

1. Make to us the discount or are compelled to go! Think faster!
2. Goa is is strange of perfect beaches, beautiful ocean, ïåðâîé of a nature!
3. I íõî÷ó to buy it! How much it to cost? I want to take in rent it(him)!
4. 12 rupees are clear! I want to hire it! I agree!
6. Today I have lead(carried out) excellent(different) day and has met çàêàò about ocean!
5. Lead(carry out) me up to hotel! Do not worry! I to YOU ÇÀÏËÀ×Ó Am good!
7. I flied in Ãîà 8 hours! And I very much liked flight and I in general is tired!
8. I wish all good and successful rest in Ãîà!