Помогите перевисти, пожалуйста, на английский. Тут большааая проблема. Прошу не через переводчики.

Three girls under the window
Spun fiberglass.
"If I was the Queen,
I hang out b - Inca, Inca! "
"If I was the Queen of",
Said her sister,
However, th here to imagine
The third still to give birth.
"If I was the Queen,
- third said the sister,
- I b for the father of the king
bore b of borotra".
Here in the chamber includes a physician,
The side of the head doctor!
"You're at the end of September
I Rodi of borotra".
"How, my friend, because August,
I'm afraid that is not enough! "
Though small was the period
gave birth to the Queen in time.
King once a month drank,
sobered up, and joked:
"Roll' em, " he said,"
you are the Princess, as a bear".
And the Queen at the same time
In a barrel with his son planted,
he samulili, drove....
The label on the side,
the inscription"In its own juice".
Flying day and night....
The boy grew up in the shape of a barrel.
The wind on the sea walks,
and the boat does not insert.
Stick to the Queen of guests.
Tsar Saltan calling them "Beasts!!! "
"Oh you guests, gentlemen, for a long time l went... Where?!!!Well hands clean! "
Tsar Saltan them says.
"Okay eh overseas, or bad,
and what in the light of the miracle? "
Sailors in response:
"We obiageli all Light.
Sveta is very Groovy,
Tanya is also Groovy,
there is another Elvira...
In the light of W that's what a miracle:
island in the sea now,
the capital city it is.
While living there the king Guidon,
with the rhyme don't agree with it".
In General, long said,
and the king was not surprised.
And already pretty drunk,
asks again Saltan:
"Okay eh overseas, or bad,
and what in the light of the miracle? "
- "Protein of the Guidon is..."
- "The Guidon protein???!"
"Yes. The squirrel sings songs,
Yes nuts are all eating.
Kernel - pure emerald,
smell so that horses die. "
Tsar Saltan sclerotic was,
and guests asked again:
"Okay eh overseas, or bad? "
- "In the light of W that's what a miracle;
the sea will be blown up rolling, boil,
will raise a howl, will rush to the beach empty,
burst out in a noisy running,
and will end up on bragaw scales as heat, burning,
THE MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY "DAWN".
All are equal, as the selection,
with them uncle - uncle tetka".
Tsar Saltan (dash) sclerosis
again asks the question:
"Okay eh overseas, or bad,
and what in the light of the miracle?
"Sailors in response:
"Well what miracle is 25 fps is,
that is not possible eye lead.
It is in the consciousness panicali from vodka weans".
"There you are! Can't be!
Drinking, fucking, and we'll drink! "
But what a wonder:
they say that the Princess is that not possible... "
"Don't need"
- "I would like"
- "So where's"...
- "The month under oblique glitters..."
- "A whole month, you fancy! "
"Well what miracle is to say, it is true:
Nokia Connecting People".
Tsar Saltan in the sediment fell.
But what a wonder:
eight turns beer,
the toilets of bio...
"After one hundred and seventh diva
the king demanded topping.
Out all of the restaurants,
made of Tsar Saltan... And the weaver with cook
The wedding guests, Baba mp3 Hu.
Finish my story,
releases it already...

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Вот как только "Ынцы" написать. В английском ы же нету

Классно )))

Чёт стих какой-то большой XD