Кто-нибудь, переведите пожалуйста, я ничего не понимаю в английском, а переводчик сам себе противоречит)

Один перевод неграмотный, второй с ошибками - будем исправлять: -)
1. Is your mother a good housekeeper (housewife)?
2. How long does it take you to get to the University from the DORMITORY?
3. You MUSTN'T tell anybody about this. I don't allow you.
4. A lot of electrICAL devices are used now for housekeeping (= HOUSEHOLD CHORES).
5. THIS JACKET MUSTN'T BE WASHED. It IS signed "dry cleaning only".
6. We OVERSLEPT, and when we came to the University, THE CLASSES had already begun. (Не может в одном предложении употребляться настоящее и прошедшее - очень распространённая ошибка!!! )
7 When we met, Mary WAS GOING to enter AN University, she was very busy, and so we didn't often see each other.
8. Before he was EXPELLED (=GOT FLUNCKED OUT), he HAD taken THIS exam three times. But he FAILED TO PASS IT.
9. Ann says that she's never had so many problems AS she is having now.
10. When you FINISH THE work, call me.(В придаточных предложениях времени и условия будущее время не употребляется!!!)

Перевод выше от девушки MIS - тупой абсолютно безграмотный текст, вылезший из электронного переводчика. Насчет своего перевода тоже не уверена, здесь очень сложное согласование времен, и вообще текст сложный, но в чем уверена точно - ошибок в моем переводе в несколько раз меньше. Удачи.

Is your mother a good housekeeper?
How long does it take you to get to the University from the hostel?
You shouldn't tell anybody about this. I don't allow you.
A lot of electro devices are used now for housekeeping.
You mustn’t wash this jacket. It signed "dry cleaning only".
We have overslept and when we came to the University, lessons had already begun.
When we met, Mary planned to enter the University, she was very busy, and so we didn't often see each other.
Before he was excluded, he has taken his exam three times. But he's never passed.
Ann says that she's never had so many problems like she is having now.
When you'll finish work, call me.

1 Your mum - the good mistress?
2 What is the time at you leaves on reaching from a hostel university?
3 YOU should not anybody tell about it. I do not resolve to you.
4 Considerable quantity of electrodevices is used today for housework performance.
Jacket it is impossible to erase 5 Etoot. Here it is written:: "Only dry washing".
6 We have overslept, and when have come to university, employment have already begun.
7 When we have got acquainted, Mary was going to arrive in универитет, it was is very occupied, on it we met not so frequently.
8 Before it have excluded, it passed this examination three times. But and has not handed over.
9 Anna says that it never had before so much problems, as now.
10 When you will finish work, call me.