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Народ нынче разленился, чем самим переводить - засунут в онлайн переводчик, а потом даже и не читают, что получилось. А может и не умеют читать, хотя скорее всего - лень.

Hello, my beloved sister!
Thank you for your invitation to the wedding, I am very happy for you! I'm glad that you found the person with whom you are ready to share grief and joy. I would be glad to go to your wedding, but unfortunately I can't as exactly on 12 December I have a very important exam, which I can't miss. I know that my presence is very important to you. I am really sorry; I hope that you'll understand. I'm sure you will be the most beautiful bride in whole world. I love you! All the best wishes!

Я так понимаю что нужен перевод на английский??? ?
Hello, my beloved sister!
Thank you for the invitation to the wedding, I am very happy for you! "I'm glad that you found the person who is ready to share grief and radost.Ya really want to go at your wedding, but unfortunately not smogu.Imenno December 12 I have a very serious exam specialty, which I can not miss. I understand that my presence is very important to you. I beg your pardon, I hope that you do poymesh.Ya confident that you will be the most beautiful bride in all mire.Ya love you! Total you the very best!

Hello, my favourite habit!
Thank you for the invitation to wedding! I'm very happy for you! happy that you found the man who was willing to share the sorrow and joy. I very want to visit on your wedding, but unfortunately couldn't. on 12 December, I have a very serious examination, which I can't skip. I understand that my presence is very important for you. Apologize! I hope you поймёшь. I'm sure you the most beautiful bride worldwide. I love you! all you very good!

фу ну и переводы. промт детектед. I hope that you do poymesh - особо доставило))) ) 2 автор не в коем случае не несите эти переводы в школу. засмеют же