Кто может перевести жаргонные названия объективов???

Огромное спасибо! вот эта тарабарщина....Sorted by lens (many have more than one nickname):
Canon EF 16-35mm f/2.8 L USM: Coke Bottle, 1/3 of the "Zoom Holy Trinity"
Canon EF 17-40mm f/4 L USM: 1/3 of the "Baby L Set"
Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6: Dogtoy
Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8 L USM: Breadwinner Mark II, Red Brick, 1/3 of the "Zoom Holy Trinity"
Canon EF 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5 USM: Goldfinger
Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM: Dust Trumpet
Canon EF 28-70mm f/2.8 L USM: Breadwinner
Canon EF 35mm f/1.4 L USM: 1/3 of the "Holy Trinity"
Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM: Nifty Fifty, Fiddy
Canon EF 50mm f/1.8: Granddad
Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II: Thrifty Fifty, 1/3 of the "Baby L Set"
Canon EF 55-200mm f/4.5-5.6 II USM: Pocket Rocket II
Canon MP-E 65mm f/2.8 1-5x Macro Photo: Magic Mole
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM: Milkbottle
Canon EF 70-200mm f/4 L USM: 1/3 of the "Baby L Set"
Canon EF 75-300mm f/4-5.6 III USM: BogRoll
Canon EF 85mm f/1.2 L USM: Canonball, 1/3 of the "Holy Trinity", Hand Grenade
Canon EF 80-200mm f/2.8: Magic Drainpipe
Canon EF 80-200mm f/4.5-5.6 II: Pocket Rocket
Canon EF 100-300mm f/4.5-5.6 USM: Coffee Grinder
Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6 L IS USM: Dust Trombone, Dust Pump
Canon EF 135mm f/2 L USM: Hyper Pipelet, 1/3 of the "Holy Trinity"
Canon EF 200mm f/1.8 L: Eye of Sauron
Canon EF 200mm f/2.8 L II USM: Prime-Pipe
Canon EF 300mm f/2.8 L IS USM: The Beast, Phat Boy
Canon EF 400mm f/4 DO IS USM: DO Plenty
Canon EF 400mm f/2.8 L IS USM: The Stanley Cup
Canon EF 400mm f/5.6 L USM: Flightdelite
Canon EF 1200mm f/5.6 L USM: The Cannon