Переведите пожалуйста небольшой текст на английский, только не переводчиком.

Мда.. странноватый рассказ.. но вот держите перевод. .

Alice has seen than a mouse had fallen into the lake made of tears. She decided to ask her how to find a way out of the lake. However, she did not hear any response. Then she thought that the mouse didn't understand English and spoke only French. Alice remembered the only phrase she knew in French and asked the mouse, "Ou est ma chatte?". It meant, "Where is my cat?". The mouse jumped out of the lake. Alice has apologized and started telling her what a great cat she had. The mouse got angry and started swimming away. Alice has apologized once more and started telling the mouse about a dog. The mouse got angry once again and continued to swim away. Alice has apologized and promised not to talk about cats or dogs anymore. The mouse then told her, "Let's get out from the lake and I will tell you why I don't like cats nor dogs." They had to get out from the lake because it was filled with birds and animals. "Let's get out from here altogether," - Alice proposed and following that, the mouse, all the animals and birds got out from the lake together with her.

с временами ошибки у переводчика :)