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Once Mooney met the red-faced man who became interested in the statue of a horse. Mooney did not learn in school and did not know a foreign language and said in Tamil his name. Then the alien said he would speak more slowly and asked the Muni, is not it whether it is a statue and if he wants to sell it. Mooney began to tell that this horse is their guardian and means death to all enemies. He asked a foreigner, whether he knows what happened next, and the red replied that put the statue in the trunk of a car. Foreigner gave Mooney a hundred rupees, and he said that change for them only at the main village and pointed to the goat, saying that they eat vegetables Chief. Red-stroked goats. Mooney knew that a foreigner wants to buy them and left, that would be the goat did not go after him. He came home and told his wife that he had sold the goats. But then they came back. My wife was furious and said that she would go to her parents.

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