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Bassmama, and Jonas is going to arrive to Russia? Why it does not happen for a long time in our country? You are pleasant to me, as the person though I did not communicate with you... Please, transfer Jonas's that it has checked up (ICQ) 91-147-447 here this address

Bassmama, but Jonas is going to to arrive in Russia? Pochemi he long ago does not can be in our country? You like me, as person though I with you did not communicate...Please, send Jonas's that he has checked ( the аську on-angel...) 91-147-447 here is this address

Bassmama, but Jonas is going to come to Russia? Why hasn't he come to our country for a long time? I like You as a person, though I didn't talk with you. Please, tell Jonas's to check (ICQ in English) on the address below: 91-147-447

Bassmama, and Jonas is going to arrive to Russia? Why it for a long time does not happen in our country? You like me, as the person though I did not communicate with you... Please, transfer Jonas's that it has checked up (ICQ on-angel...) 91-147-447 here this address

Bassmama, and Jonas is going to arrive to Russia? Why it does not happen for a long time in our country? You are pleasant to me, as the person though I did not communicate with you...
Please, transfer Jonas's that it has checked up (ICQ on-angl...) 91-147-447 here this address

Первое предложение является вопросительным, а потому переводится так (и but там ни к чему) :

Bassmama, is Jonas going to come to Russia?

Третий и четвертый ответы - ерунда =)) Вбивать в переводчик может каждый. Или, по вашему, заменять живого человека местоимением it - нормально? =)

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