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Redzhinald Shave was a first troll!

In the first picture can seem that the person uses a mail box as an urn, but it at all so. Actually in bulb his hands on which stamps are pasted. These bulbs should be delivered to the addressee, according to the law which says that vegetables are a parcel. A name of the person on a photo - Redzhinald Shave

All has begun in 1898 when Redzhinaldu has got to hands a directory of Royal post service. In a directory there was a slogan of mail which said about readiness to deliver a parcel of any size, from a bee to an elephant. Shave has taken these words literally and from this point on and throughout 40 years began to test English mail.

Sent cards where in the column "Whom" he wrote: «In any house of London»
- Or specified the address a rebus

The first picture might seem that a person uses a mailbox as an urn, but this is not the case. In fact, in his hands the bulb, stuck on postage stamps. These bulbs are to be delivered to the addressee, according to the law, which states that the vegetables are sending. Name of the person in the photo - Reginald Bray

It all began in 1898 when Reginald fell into the hands of Royal Mail directory. The survey was a slogan-mail, which read about the readiness to deliver a parcel of any size, from bees to slona.Brey understood these words literally, and from that moment for 40 years began to experience the English mail.

-He sent cards, where in the "To", he wrote: "In every house in London"
or address indicated puzzles

In the first picture can seem that the person uses a mail box as an urn, but it at all so. Actually in bulb his hands on which stamps are pasted. These bulbs should be delivered to the addressee, according to the law which says that vegetables are a parcel. A name of the person on a photo - Redzhinald Shave

All has begun in 1898 when Redzhinaldu has got to hands a directory of Royal post service. In a directory there was a slogan of mail which said about readiness to deliver a parcel of any size, from a bee to an elephant. Shave has taken these words literally and from this point on and throughout 40 years began to test English mail.

Sent cards where in the column "Whom" he wrote: «In any house of London»
- Or specified the address a rebus

The first picture might seem that a person uses a mailbox as an urn, but this is not the case. In fact, in his hands the bulb, stuck on postage stamps. These bulbs are to be delivered to the addressee, according to the law, which states that the vegetables are sending. Name of the person in the photo - Reginald Bray

It all began in 1898 when Reginald fell into the hands of Royal Mail directory. The survey was a slogan-mail, which read about the readiness to deliver a parcel of any size, from bees to slona.Brey understood these words literally, and from that moment for 40 years began to experience the English mail.

-He sent cards, where in the "To", he wrote: "In every house in London"
or address indicated puzzles