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Shit, I mean going on a dark alley, and a bump, bitch fucking became healthy as a dumpling. Well, the homeless, they see the bitch that I aroused strong odor smelled spermotoksikozny see well and fit. And most of them swift grandfather begins to me doebyvatsya supposedly took out pipisku fucking, sucking those will be, and you Podkin us vodka. I'm damned good, but since no fool fucking take a bottle which pissed and beat the condom on the head. His bitch winced points of crap came out, and he fell and head against the zem, well, brains emerged estessno, but then behind another suitable features, well, I'm Che? I jump, currencies zem on it and give sniff their sweaty testicles, well, fucking force is not calculated with the hair and pulled him to the eggs in the nasopharynx, well, so this fag and kick in. Well, I be amazed by such an outcome, but there is still a lot of homeless people fucking fuck left and I want to escape. Well, what do you think? ebnul me on the head and one to his knees put, and he let fly unbutton, I'm stunned, still do not do anything well, it puts me in the ass and starts to sing a song from Mario. I was nostalgic Nakata and I remembered how one day a plumber like Mario tried to fuck me, well, fear clenched my point and dick fucking bum shot off. Pizdos starts yelling and sdyhaet from blood loss, well, his pals, damn hell, avenge decide pulled dicks and go at me. homeless people, a sort of creatures begin their pussy to masturbate. Well, th? And I remembered what dad taught me to do the hedgehog circumcision, well, then take out a butterfly knife of cowards, pussy pull the skin on the homeless as dad taught and abruptly cut off. A creature is screaming like a pig, and the shit out of his points flowing from the nose and snot, well, then the sight of such a shawarma from Givi started asking outside and sbleval on the homeless. And what about the other bums ask you, vile bitches they threw the wounded and fled to each other pisyuny fumble. But after this incident, I realized what my sense of life and began to conduct operations on circumcision