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Я расслышал так:
- What? Was the joke that bad?
- I've got to kill you.
- What? I didn't quite get what you said. You're gonna have to speak up.
- Not today, not tomorrow, but I'm gonna kill you.
- Jesus. Simon, what did he have, a knife?
- He had a hatchet.
- Hatchet?
- An axe.
- Simon's my right hand man. Having one of those is important. I mean: what do you have left without them? A whole lot of work. You have one? Maybe one of these fine people still breathing? Oh! Or did I...?Sure. Yeah. Gimme his axe!
I'll be right back. Maybe Rick will be with me. If not, well... We can turn these people inside out, won't we? I mean, the ones that are left.

i gotta kill you
- что то типа Что? я не уловил чего ты там говоришь
- Not today, not tomorrow but i'm gonna kill you
- Jesus. Simon(?) What d'you have? A knife?
- a hatchet
- a hatchet?
- Simon's my right-hand-man (правая рука)
- I have one of those important (не понял). I mean what d'you have life without'em. Whole lot of work. You have one? Maybe one of these fine people who still breathing? Sure.Yeah. Give me the ax. Be right back(?) Maybe back together with me. If not we'll turn these people ???one way. I mean the one zero left (что-то про шоссе?)