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Mausoleum –construction
World is first mausoleum was built for king Mausol (377/376-353/352) BC. He was the satrap (governor) of a Persian province on the territory of today is Greece. It became one of the seven world wonders but did not live up to our days.
There were about a hundred designs. Architect Shchusev won. The red granite monolith for Moscow was being carried from Zhitomir region, Ukraine. The speed of the horse-driven platform was two kilometers a day only. Nevertheless, the great stone fell on the ground. Nature protested.
When workers were digging the foundation pit, they damaged the waste-pipe. Soon, the pit was full of sewage. Nikon, the Patriarch of Russia commented the fact: « The anointing oil suits the relics». He was shot soon.
In spite of the fact, the building rests upon the thick layer of clean sand, it did not make it shock-proof completely. Soviet military parades with tanks were damaging the structure. The weight of the burial-vault is ten thousand tons.
«They came to give their regards to the body. Sturgeon sandwiches and caviar were laid upon trays. A secret service ensign was setting the tea machine. Quite different people were warming themselves, having a snack, defecating. How can the availability of buffets, shower rooms, a gymnasium be explained?» (Vladimir Khovratovich of the Kremlin regiment).